Today, when I got to the parking lot after work, I found a glass marker and this on my car:
Yes, my license plate is SPENDY... which makes me a dead giveaway (especially when I happen to be speeding or cutting people off...). I'm surprised nothing like this has happened sooner!
And, my personal favorite:
In my 7 years of teaching, there have been a lot of student-started rumors circulating about me.
Rumors anywhere from
"Miss Spendlove is dating Mr. McNavish"
to
"Miss Spendlove is teaching an honors math class next year"
to
"Miss Spendlove was caught on campus smoking marijuana"
(laughable, isn't it?)
But never,
"Miss Spendlove's eggo is preggo"
Man, if that's true, I seriously missed something. ;)
2 comments:
why didn't i ever think of that?
the mcNavish one is good. and the honors math is even better! not that you couldn't teach an honors math class cause you TOTALLY could. But then how would people like me pass math if I didn't have you as my teacher? oh yeah, i'd still make you tutor me... :)
Oh my so those are the joys of teaching HS? Looks like fun sis. I love the honk cause I'm sexy. That isn't a rumor yo- its da truth. a'it ;)
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